On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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