I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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