yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
the liver wants what the liver wants
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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