are you still at the devil's house?
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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