My nipple is on Facebook.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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