her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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