Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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