I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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