My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
