the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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