She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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