these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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