Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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