I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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