We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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