so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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