he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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