She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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