whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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