After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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