the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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