I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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