lets start a swedish sibling band together
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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