Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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