try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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