More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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