On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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