he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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