what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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