ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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