Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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