yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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