did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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