doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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