we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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