You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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