Cold hands, warm shart.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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