i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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