I just saw a hot homeless man
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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