It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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