I feel great
I just peed on a car
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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