i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Terrible idea I love it
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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