Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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