I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You've changed since you got that strap on
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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