I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
soo... how was my night?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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