I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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