Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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