Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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