You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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