what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
