Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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