So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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