Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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