dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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